[Phone call, filtered from drones:]So I heard about that whole Grady body business at tha pool. I dunno how much stock I take in anythin' this town does, but it does seem kinda suspicious. I mean, for all we know though, Grady can show up tomorrow as fat 'n' annoyin' as ever, or this really could be it. Or someone entirely new will show up next ( Read more... )

[There's something going on outside 1451 Mitchell today! Two people, specifically Scout and Ema Skye, are sitting at a card table at what looks to be a lemonade stand. Except it's not a lemonade stand. There's a hastily-made, messy sign hanging up front reading "DELICIOUS HOMEMADE LIQ DRINKS, 5 CENTS". There's several pitchers and cups out on ( Read more... )

Okay chuckleheads, listen up once again! If even one of ya sends away fer somethin' on the back of a box top in Mayfield of all goddamn places, yer as thick as a brick! I'm sure the cereal is, like, laced with hallucinogenic drugs or something, that will make ya wanna buy more, an' then suddenly yer broke an' ya have nothin' left but 500 Corn ( Read more... )

[Call to the town, filtered to all non-drones. Scout sounds REALLY unhappy, and tired.]

...Guys. Party's postponed. Maybe like tomorrow. 'R Friday. Whatevah. But it will fuckin' happen. Best believe it will.

Agh--! Geez. Can anyone out there set a broken bone? Fuckin' Mayfield.... hate this place so goddamn much.... [He starts fading ( Read more... )

[Scout grabs the mail on his way to work, and sees the tax forms. He bursts out laughing.

To no one in particular:]

HAHAHA! YEAH, RIGHT! Nice try, jackasses!

[He gleefully balls up the forms and tosses them on the sidewalk, and off he goes on his merry way, still chuckling.]

[HEY HONDA HOUSEHOLD. Guess who's showing up the doorstep of 1763 Beaver St. early in the afternoon, before he needs to go babysit. He's looking smug and holding a small white envelope OF MYSTERY. To anyone who might answer the door, Scout will be asking for Kiku.]

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[Filtered to the BLU team, hackable because Scout is s-m-r-t. He sounds ( Read more... )

[Ladies & gents: Scout. He's not the brightest. Just don't tell him that! Anyone who's talked to him so far may have gotten this idea. He's seen a lot of weird things in this town, but something has been brought to his attention that is really bugging him.]

[unfiltered voice post! filtering, what is that]OK, I know this town is super-friggin'- ( Read more... )